The Truth About Scooby Doo
Bwahahaha this is so hilarious. It’s not mine, but I definetly would have thought the same way if it ever crossed my mind…apart from the Velma and Scooby relationship.
“Everyone remembers the cartoon show Scooby-Doo from their earlychildhood, right? But something you may not remember is what the show was really all about. As I’ve gotten older, it has become more clear to me what Fred, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma, and Scooby were actually doing as they traversed the continent foiling crimes of all sorts in the Mystery Machine.
What We Remember:
Four teenagers and their trusted dog gallop across the country in their purple and green van solving mysteries of all sort–and in the process meet all kinds of interesting people.
The Truth:
Four high-school dropouts and their sentient dog ride around the country in their psychodelic love machine, earning their way by selling drugs. Oh, and they occasionally take some old guys mask off to solve a mystery.
It may be a little hard to swallow, but just take a look at the evidence…
Take Shaggy for example. Not only is he the inspiration for the current ‘grunge’ scene, with his sloppy dress and facial hair, but Shaggy is obviously a ‘burner’, i.e., he smokes marijuana. Why do you think he is constantly hungry? Shaggy can make a six foot hoagie and swallow it whole.
And then there is Scooby himself. While dogs do not generally smoke joints, Scooby gets his ‘high’ from Scooby-Snacks, which are in fact Hash-Brownies. Whenever Scooby, or Shaggy for that matter, eats a Scooby-Snack, they go ape! It just blows their mind and they do whatever they are told, because they are so lit! Scooby is also hungry all the time.
The other characters do not actively take part in the stoner-fest that Shaggy and Scooby do, but they do condone the selling of it because it helps support their jaunts across the country (and the world–they drove to China once). These other characters do have their own peculiarities however..
Fred and Daphne are always splintering off from the group to go ‘solve the case’ by themselves. It’s no real mystery what these two are really doing–they’re getting busy in the back of the Mystery Machine. Daphne with her pretty pink, well, legs and Fred are constantly bumping uglies. Fred is, by the way, pumped up on steroids. One thing that remains a mystery to me though, is why he always wore that stupid scarf around his neck.
And what about Velma? Everyone’s least favorite of the cast, was of course, a lesbian. But, as it turned out in the later episodes, she was also into beastiality. Where do you think Scrappy-Doo came from? Scrappy, who was a dog yet spoke perfect english, was obviously a product of Velma and Scooby.
So the kids spent their teenage years driving around the world, slangin’ dope, shooting steroids, eating hash brownies, and fucking their dog, while all the while looking for the perfect ‘hit’.
If we had only known these things when we watched this cartoon as children…”
This writing was originally found here.
thats a pretty great story but you messed up on the part where it says– where do you think scrappy doo came from– it says where do you thing scrappy-doo came from.. but riot i would like to have a chat on msn if thats ok with you.. pce it
sharie said this on 6 May 2008 at 21:59:39 |
scooby-“doobey” doo helps highlight the dope issue….the scarf was to hide the hickies on fred
albo said this on 2 September 2008 at 23:10:53 |
i agree…point blank
slipknothottie said this on 13 September 2008 at 5:05:04 |
the scarf thing on fred is from the 60’s he’s a swinger and he wears the scarf to let other swingers know he’s hip, but I disagree with you on the whole steroid issue because fred isn’t overly buff and he doesn’t have any weights in the van and he isn’t angry all the time
RyN said this on 13 May 2009 at 3:05:20 |
RyN you are absolutely right about that. I guess if he was on steroids he should have had some bulgy veins and sweaty forehead :P
The swinger part is quite interesting, but he seems too in-his-place to swing to me :)
riot said this on 14 May 2009 at 1:28:46 |
i think shaggy occasionally dropped some lucy also… that velma probably cooked. i always wondered if anyone in the gang was a cokehead or junkie
jakenbake said this on 11 June 2009 at 7:30:31 |
Why, our old friends, Shag and Scoob, of course. Those guys ran around faster than the Roadrunner on speed…
Michael said this on 9 September 2013 at 7:27:10 |
damn damn damn i cant believe it
Clifford Michel said this on 22 August 2009 at 16:52:50 |
This just made me love the greatest cartoon ten times more. Who says being blazed and solving scooby doo mysteries together isnt a sport?
Kriz said this on 23 September 2009 at 16:13:43 |
Here’s how this goes. We don’t know why but this group is made up of people that in reality lets face it, wouldn’t really talk to each other. Velma is a nerd, not the right kind of person that would really go around jocks preps and stoners. Daphene is a preppy little bitch, and logically the only one she would really be around is Fred, the jock. Shaggy is a stoner, that takes his doped up dog, Scooby Dooby (obiously a stoner also think about the name people.) with him every where. Velma and Fred started hangin out together and (hey it was the 60’s) they needed a dealer. HELLO SHAGGY!! Shaggy wouldn’t go without his permafried dog. They got dopped up all the time and needed some one to keep there grades up for school so they wouldn’t get the “Man” after them. So they invited Velma (for her brains and the van) Fred tried to impress Daphene by giving it a bad ass paint job. Now Velma didn’t care cause Shaggy was hooking her up with as much pot that she could handle. THE END!!
niknak said this on 25 November 2009 at 4:49:17 |
now scooby “doobie” doo makes sense hahah
Akshay said this on 29 November 2009 at 8:16:22 |
What?! That wasn’t a scarf around Fred’s neck? You bet your ascot!
It was, indeed, an ascot. He probably wore it to conceal the mainline steroid injection sites. Crafty!
Spode said this on 17 December 2009 at 6:00:16 |
Hahahhaahha…..brilliant!
PK said this on 30 January 2010 at 3:46:57 |
you said velma was a lesbian then in the next sentence you said she banged scooby doo who was a male so i doubt she was a lesbo if that was the case but yeah itsobvious scooby and shaggy were burnouts which is what made the show so cool. fred was a dick.
gazebowdogg said this on 12 March 2010 at 1:54:49 |
Excellent site! I wish I would have such mach people who comment on my site!
Scooby Fan said this on 7 May 2010 at 13:27:12 |
“Drop some free Micro-Dot Lucy and some Hawaiian Gold on me Shaggy, and I will do your homework, your dog, and for an extra thrill, I’ll even rim your impotent bong issue.” –Velma: 1-800-EAT-KaNu
Bubba Gump's Whench said this on 28 October 2010 at 4:25:23 |
wow haha now i get why they were always so hungry, and why I always saw smoke floating up from their van! LOL i love this cartoon, this just made it ten times better :P
Michelle said this on 1 November 2010 at 5:54:12 |
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Shaggy on drugs | DigImages said this on 29 December 2010 at 13:59:12 |
i hope u all know tht there was an episod were te van windows were all smokey and all u heard was….. UH UH UH OH YAH DAPHNE THTS TE SPOT LICK IT BABY LICK IT! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YA UH UH UH UH <
wtf
really said this on 22 February 2011 at 23:42:38 |
I still love this show! So who cares?!
#To be honest
Ariel said this on 28 August 2011 at 0:29:25 |
Its always been my thought that Shaggy and Scooby are the product testers. (quality control). Daphne comes from a rich background so I thought she had the startup cash. Now she and Fred are the ones that sell. Velma is the scientific one so I guessed she did the growing and chemistry involved. (LSD). Also, do you remember how when getting a Scooby snack they would hallucinate and float/spin around and generally whig out? I always thought the snacks were acid. Also, the way they always got involved seemed due to their general “paranoia”.
nate said this on 24 September 2011 at 22:51:26 |
there is one major issue that everyone is overlooking. scooby doo is really the token black guy and they are all tripping on acid. dogs dont talk. so thats the real deal.
cman said this on 30 October 2011 at 4:47:33 |
it’s just a cartoon. you people have way too much time on your hands
lina said this on 19 January 2012 at 21:00:48 |
They could very well be stoners, though Velma wasn’t a lesbian, she was just a nerd, and Scrappy Doo wasn’t the product of Velma and Scooby because Scooby was his uncle so therefore could not be his father. They are also passed high school as they started their investigation company.
Jacob Davis said this on 22 January 2012 at 20:19:43 |
A number of rumors about “hidden jokes” and “subliminal messages” surround this series: – “Freddy and Daphne go off and have sex when the gang splits up to look for clues. This is why we hardly ever see them actually looking for any clues; we always see Shaggy, Scooby, and Velma by themselves.” Actually, the reason we never see Freddy or Daphne when the gang splits-up is because creators/writers Joe Ruby and Ken Spears found writing for Fred and Daphne (the “straight” characters, in contrast to the more comedic other three characters) boring. Therefore, they would always find an excuse to split the gang up, so that they could focus on writing gags for Shaggy, Scooby, and Velma (who in later episodes found herself “splitting-up” with Fred and Daphne, so that the writers could devote even more screen time to Shaggy and Scooby). – “Velma is a lesbian; she has a crush on Daphne.” Just because Velma’s boyfriend is not a member of the gang like Daphne’s is does not make her a lesbian. Neither does her being paired with Daphne when Freddy goes off on his own to find clues. The writers actually seem to imply in a number of episodes that Velma and Shaggy are seeing each other (they are often paired together at dances and such in the series). – “Shaggy is a pothead/ drug addict. That’s why he has the munchies and he always sees the ghosts (hallucinations) before the others.” and its variant, “Scooby Snacks contain drugs.” The first one may be the only rumor on this list with some truth to it. Shaggy is a “beatnik/hippie”-type character, and beatniks and hippies were known for their “free-thinking” ways, which often included the uses of drugs such as marijuana, LSD, etc. However, not all beatniks and hippies used drugs, and it is very possible, considering this is a Saturday morning television show, that Shaggy was one of those beatniks/hippies that didn’t. The second one is completely false: Scooby Snacks are nothing more than regular doggie treats (it’s not much of a stretch to imagine a guy who’d eat chocolate-covered hot dogs, chocolate-covered corn-on-the-cob, and “liverwurst ala mode” eating doggie treats if you really think about it).
... said this on 10 April 2012 at 20:28:30 |
Again, the voice of reason arrives to ruin the fun.
Michael said this on 9 September 2013 at 8:32:26 |
Whoever wrote this I am in love with you
Maya Valsitch said this on 11 April 2012 at 22:42:19 |
Uhmm, well the reaon why fred wears that scarf is because he’s gay, obviuosly. And he’s only shagging/ flirting with Daphene so no one will find out, even though it’s pretty clear. She is his beard. :)
Maja said this on 14 April 2012 at 14:47:00 |
i completley disagree. As though it may seem that this show is based off of drugs, its not. The producers Hana-Barbara were interviewed in the early to mid 70’s about drug relation to their show, and the denied aligations that drugs were being used in there show. In fact, William Hana was very aginst the idea of drugs and smoking, because he had bad asma. They were just two people with great ideas. They made many shows in there life time that were random and didnt make sense, but thats just the way they were.
HunTer said this on 28 May 2012 at 6:28:11 |
You’ve forgotten about one thing with Scooby! They all have to be on psychedelic drugs or they wouldn’t be able to understand him. A talking dog? Totally tripping.
Danielle said this on 6 July 2012 at 20:11:21 |
& for the Lord’s sake, this is just for fun people! You don’t have to take it seriously. JEEEEEEEESUS MAN!
Danielle said this on 6 July 2012 at 20:13:10 |
:( This is a childrens show and there was an interview where the producers said that drugs had nothing to do with the show. It was made for children SHUT UP!
Angel said this on 19 July 2012 at 2:18:30 |
Your right about shaggy and scooby being stoners because it’s pretty obvious with them,and yeah Fred and Daphne probably giggity-goo’d all over the mystery van but you gotta remember that scrappy doo is Scooby-doo’s nephew so yeah maybe him and Velma experimented but it’s not possible that they made a kid and if you think about it,maybe they were all high,even if they went super high,it had to be enough that they thought that scooby can talk.
angel said this on 29 August 2012 at 13:37:32 |
The scarf on fred is to display the same message that some gay bars promote, wearing a certain colour means your up for. Doing a certain act ….. You also misssed out the relationship between shaggy and velma …………
jakiebob1 said this on 6 December 2012 at 21:56:20 |
The scarf on fred is to display the same message that some gay bars promote, wearing a certain colour means your up for. Doing a certain act ….. You also misssed out the relationship between shaggy and velma, and also there is another drug related problem scooby and shaggy share the intense patanoia as on a lot of episodes scooby and shaggy are jumpy in all places
jakiebob1 said this on 6 December 2012 at 21:59:37 |
did anyone ever think that taking lots of pot and acid brings our mind to a much more open state (like when we were a child) maybe this show was ment for kids and we just see it in a different way because we have found a different connection to that way of thinking.
aaron pollard said this on 14 March 2013 at 9:52:25 |
It is a cartoon. Whoever wrote this is dumb.it is not true
Karen Howell said this on 24 May 2013 at 1:44:00 |
You are some dumb assets for thinking this shit…#no life
max well said this on 13 June 2013 at 22:07:54 |
Get a life. Maybe if you stopped writing things like this maybe you would finally get some pussy
max well said this on 13 June 2013 at 22:10:07 |
U guys r stupid Velma likes shaggy # scooby snacks for the win
max well said this on 13 June 2013 at 22:11:28 |
#if you gonna do it scooby doobie do it
max well said this on 13 June 2013 at 22:16:03 |
What proof do u have that they sell drugs
max well said this on 14 June 2013 at 2:51:10 |
Maxwell, you are a chucklehead. Face it, the entire Mystery gang are stoners, watch the episodes. It’s right in front of you, if you’ll only put down the crack pipe. Nice try at spoiling the fun, you tool.
Michael said this on 9 September 2013 at 8:45:24 |
Oh, and by the way, you really need to go back to grammar school.
Michael said this on 9 September 2013 at 8:51:07 |
Reading all that… only a stoner himself/herself could have wrote it… but you have to admit, it’s a pretty cool interpretation regardless of whether true or not.
Ray Ray said this on 18 July 2013 at 19:01:34 |
Wtf ever you are full of it this is a good show and you are just trying to ruin it for people with your made up lies btw your stuff doesn’t check out its fake you made it up try watching all of the episodes
Lexi666 said this on 15 August 2013 at 5:06:49 |
Guys its funny wether its true or not so stfu god u idiots annoy me. Whoever wrote this shares my mind lol i thought that since the beginning
Izzayuhthajuhgalo said this on 26 August 2013 at 14:51:17 |
He’s not lying…it’s the truth. Watch the episodes and see what the characters do. Quit trying to be an intellectual teaching us rocket science and the meaning of right and wrong. Just enjoy the episodes and open your mind.
Michael said this on 9 September 2013 at 8:50:07 |
Im sorry, beastiality??? Please stop.. Do more research before posting online for everyone to see your stupidity. I agree with the fact that shaggy and scooby were stoners but im sure the gang didnt sell weed. Have you seed Fred? He looks wealthy to me, if anything i think his dad finances them.
Facepalm said this on 31 October 2013 at 11:00:35 |
The scarf is to hide all his hickeys
Grace said this on 29 March 2014 at 2:57:06 |
I’d agree, except for one thing. In the “Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law” episode “Shaggy Busted”, Harvey defended Shaggy on drugs charges. Shaggy was found not guilty, due to the fact that he was not stoned; He was just an idiot.
corvuscoronoideszenbubble said this on 16 April 2014 at 6:29:16 |
You are one delusional dude. Your story is nonsense. This is a kids show. Do not make it more tha that
Ben said this on 9 May 2014 at 3:46:10 |
Sure it’s a kids show. Being a kid in the 5th grade when the show premiered I watched it all the time.
By the 7th grade many of us had the image in our head that there was definitely some banging going on in the back of that van, and by high school, the dope connection was starting to make sense. Is in wow, I totally get that now because I too had the munchies – hehehehe [in my best Scooby laugh] Trying to order Scooby Snacks at the Micky D’s drive through with a straight face was impossible!
The thoughts and discussions weren’t that deep until, well now really. But it was just something as kids we just knew, and as adults we can laugh about it. [in our best Scooby laugh of course]
Steve V said this on 18 May 2014 at 17:22:49 |
This guy knows what’s up.
BobOmbWill said this on 21 October 2014 at 4:24:21 |
Just because the creators said they didn’t create the show with drugs in mind, doesn’t mean the show doesn’t portray the life of a 70s druggie. There’s two dogs that speak English, Shaggy eats the same food as his dog (and starts spinning and tweaking out when he does), both are hungry 24/7 as well as paranoid. There’s no other condition known to mankind that causes all of those symptoms other than being on drugs.
Brian said this on 22 January 2015 at 7:14:46 |
Haha YES! We all thought the same thing.
Oh, I solved the mystery about Fred’s scarf.
It was to hide the hickies.
Gotta love our up bringing
We’re all happy pill eating, window licking, cartoon loving, sex addicts!
Athenascurse
Athenascurse said this on 9 February 2015 at 11:55:05 |
My bday is 9-10-79
So I was severely brought up on Scooby doo!
I live in st Joe Missouri and for years this past decade we had a guy rolling around in a perfect replica of the mystery machine. Due to city ordinance he has to take all the paint off the Windows and it ruined it so he parked it forever. I was real sad. But now we have the umbrella corporation pure black. Blackd out Windows suburban with the umbrella simply on each front door.
And the knight rider care in mint shape identical replica of kit. So it’s still entertaining here.
Athenascurse said this on 9 February 2015 at 12:00:59 |
Fake story. And for the record scooby is scrappys uncle. As it says so in the
Jeffrey said this on 5 September 2015 at 14:11:56 |
Scooby is scrappys uncle. As it says so in the theme song of scooby doo and scrappy doo
Uncle Scooby?
Yikes!
I’m Scrappy Doo!
Scrappy Doo?He He He
Yow!
Let me at ’em,Let me at ’em
Scooby,Scrappy-Dappy-Doo
Scooby,Scrappy-Dappy-Doo
Scooby,Scrappy-Dappy-Doo
da da da da da ta,puppy power!
Scrappy Doo!
Uncle Scooby!
Scrappy-Dappy-Doo
Scooby-Dooby-Doo
Read more: Scooby Doo Theme Songs – Scooby Doo & Scrappy Doo Lyrics | MetroLyrics
Jeffrey said this on 5 September 2015 at 14:15:12 |
all drug reference aside…………why is velma into dogs? is there a particular show where this can be hinted.if someone or the guy who posted it might tell..and she isn’t the least fav……i’d say daphne is less relevant to the show…..
Damien said this on 16 December 2015 at 23:17:50 |
You asshole freddys scarf is a ascot get it right
Ascot fan #1 said this on 17 July 2016 at 2:53:37 |
‘…why he always wore that stupid scarf around his neck.’
Fred never goes anywhere without something he can choke & stroke with.
Mirk said this on 20 October 2017 at 3:43:25 |
Lmao this is bullshit
Whatever said this on 5 February 2018 at 21:09:26 |