Famous Drug Quotes

I collected these drug-related quotes while surfing the web. They might not be that many, but they sure are the best :D They are also sorted so you’ll read the short and good ones at the end :P

UPDATE: I’m updating this post because I received a nice feedback on this topic from some cool people. They sent me a few new drug related quotes and it would be a great shame not to share it with you guys. The new ones can be found right below (I have bolded them to stand out from the rest. Red ones have been added July 2010). Thank you!

I prefer to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. … Dorothy Parker.

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.

You are like heroine. Even when your hurting me, I still need you.

Do not drink and drive, smoke weed and fly!

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.

If time is subjective, and life is truly a tapestry of little squares of moments of clarity, drugs are the space in between those squares.

Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn’t work… … Frank Zappa

A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a licence to behave like an asshole. … Frank Zappa

I knew Jimi (Hendrix) and I think that the best thing you could say about Jimi was: there was a person who shouldn’t use drugs. … Frank Zappa

I used to have a drug problem…..now I make enough money. … David Lee Roth

See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do and if you don’t believe drugs have done good things for us do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn ‘em. ’cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that’s enhanced your lives throughout the years…. rrrrrrrrreal fuckin’ high on drugs. … Bill Hicks

God is what we long for. Time is what we fear. Drugs are everything else. … personal quote of ozzyslag

More so than the sum of our experiences, the worth of hallucinogens to the healthy, intellectual mind outweighs all other lucid existence. … personal quote of ozzyslag

If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a ‘fix’ of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. … Rob Stampfli

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. … P.J. O’Rourke

Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It’s nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it’s anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we’ll all be hooked on phonics. … Leighann Lord

It is difficult to live without opium after having known it because it is difficult, after knowing opium, to take earth seriously. And unless one is a saint, it is difficult to live without taking earth seriously. … Jean Cocteau

I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured, king-sized three deckers, which put you to sleep, wake you up, stimulate and soothe you all in one. It is an age of pills. … Malcolm Muggeridge, 1962

Pharmaceutical companies will soon rule the world if we keep letting them believe we are a happy, functional society so long as all the women are on Prozac, all children on Ritalin, and all men on Viagra. … The Quote Garden

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren’t penalized for being on grass. … Bob Hope

All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal. … Thomas Szasz

Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs you’ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison. … John Hardwick

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. … P.J. O’Rourke

If God dropped acid, would he see people? … Steven Wright

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. … Author Unknown

Avoid all needle drugs – the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon. … Abbie Hoffman

I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they’ve always worked for me. … Hunter S. Thompson

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs. … Lily Tomlin

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they’re the scenic route. … Author Unknown

Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window except that the birds might eat them. … Martin H. Fischer, Fischerisms

A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do. … Eric Hodgins

I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police. … Keith Richards

I’m in favor of it as long as it’s multiple choice. … Kurt Rambis, on drug testing

I don’t know. I never smoked AstroTurf. … Tug McGraw, when asked if he preferred grass or artificial turf, 1974

It is easy to get a thousand prescriptions but hard to get one single remedy. … Chinese Proverb

In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. … Author Unknown

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? … Graffiti

Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh, just, subtle, and mighty opium! … Thomas De Quincey, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, Part II

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money. … Robin Williams

He does not need opium. He has the gift of reverie. … Anais Nin

I don’t do drugs. I am drugs. … Salvador Dali

If any of you know or come across any drug-related quote worth sharing, please do and I will be delighted to post them here ;)

~ by riot on 3 May 2008.

48 Responses to “Famous Drug Quotes”

  1. God is what we long for. Time is what we fear. Drugs are everything else. -ozzyslag

    More so than the sum of our experiences, the worth of hallucinogens to the healthy, intellectual mind outweighs all other lucid existence. -ozzyslag

  2. great quotes my quote is ” …”?!…I can’t think of any but great site here is a quote “cannibus is an herb man,and not a drug, its a strong anti oxidant, micro chemical superfood!”

  3. This is really good quote that makes no sense!!!!!!!!!!

  4. HUGS NOT DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!

  5. To be or not to be…. who cares i smoke weed!

  6. Robin Williams had a quote in here that made my day awesome finding skills.

  7. Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.

  8. I prefer to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Dorothy Parker.

  9. your like heroine even when your hurting me i still need you

  10. i dont do drugs,just weed.

  11. i juzzz hate drugs but they love me a lot……by gulzar ahmad dar

  12. donot drink and drive smoke weed and fly…

  13. “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.”

  14. This is a drug free America. I want my free drugs.

  15. no one is free even the birds are chained to the sky

  16. if time is subjective, and life is truly a tapestry of little squares of moments of clarity, drugs are the space in between those squares.

  17. Peer is the only life proof that GOD loves us and want us to be happy

  18. im not addicedt to coke…i just like the smell of it

    peace by xtc

    i didnt choose the game…the game chose me

  19. Instead of going to the church every sunday morning,have a joint.
    -OSHO said this

  20. Pot is for queers

  21. cocain is gods way of saying , you make to much money

  22. the rush of battle is often a lethal and potent addiction ,for war is a drug

  23. flying over parvati valley….

  24. going green to get the green graas for getting stoned….

  25. i opened my mind to drugs and in retern drugs ate my mind

  26. I DONT DO DRUGS ! I AM DRUGS !! Lets roll and sniff some good shit

  27. 2pac say:get rich or die try’in…i say:get high or die try’in

  28. I got two…

    1: “Life’s a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and lets get high”

    2: “LSD is that simple thing in life that allows you to look at things in an alternate perspective. Those who try LSD are expanding their outlook on life, merely understanding life’s complexity in a more lucid sense. Generally speaking LSD is spoken negatively among the common person due to the reason it’s categorized as a “drug”. Moreover, life is contingent on the experiences with in one’s life; so testing your consciousness with acid simply augments the way in which one exists”

  29. My quote. am not addicted to drugs drugs are addicted to me

  30. please let me know if u liked it

  31. Drugs ruin your life,cuz you shoot your self everyday &feels like a heroIN your own mind..

  32. twenty four hours peace power no toilet no shower

  33. They’ll make you crazy all those pills you put in your mouth like all the penises that went into Cassandra’s. I hope you haven’t been in there yet Jo ’cause a man is better in a woman’s heart than in her mouth.
    -Me

  34. Keep calm and roll on. (reffering to ecstasy) :)

  35. You cannot know addiction if you have not experienced it.
    -thats a quote i live by. so many people think they have the right to say “why dont you just quit?”
    do people NOT realize its a disease & not a fucking choice? addiction has ravaged me & my family. i struggle everyday of my life. i hope that one day, ill be strong enough to be free of it. those who arent addicted just dont understand the hold it has. it doesnt mean the person addicted is weak. not at all. it means theyve hit bottom & dont know where to find a ladder. addiction chooses who it wants. people of all color, races & genders. drugs dont discriminate. but ignorant people certainly do.

  36. “I cant feel my face”….?

  37. Don’t drink or drive take drugs and teleport

  38. I would be dope sick and ready to die and as soon as that needle went into my arm it made the sun rise in my soul…

  39. i say no to drugs but they don’t listen to me…

  40. “Drugs like to give you a head start, because in the end its no longer your race.”

  41. This is just what I was searching for! wonderful site!

  42. Heroin: Try it once i might let u go. Try it twice nd i’ll own your soul
    -Nate Dog

  43. Remener kids if a stranger offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are expensive

  44. Old hippies never die,it’s just their joints don’t work as well.

  45. Dress like barbie smoke like marley

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